A little light humor

I started writing a book yesterday on why we should have a day of rest every week.

It made me feel so guilty that I’m not going to do any work today!

I have, however, been reading some of Kevin Stilley’s blogs (www.kevinstilley.com) The man is extremely creative and very funny.

Today I am going to completely plagiarise his work and post some funny quotes he listed in one of his blog entries ( http://www.kevinstilley.com/2007/01/its-monday-night-time-for-quotes.html)

The quotes are all from the book: Anguished English by Richard lederer

I wish the Arabs and Jews would settle their differences like Christian gentlemen.
~ Arthur Balfour

All generalizations are bad.
~ R. H. Grenier

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
~ George Burns

Always be sincere, even when you don’t mean it.
~ Irene Peter

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
~ Mark Twain

If we’re gonna win, we have to play up to and beyond our potential. We’re capable of doing that.
~ Don Nelson

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
~ W.C. Fields

I distinctly remember forgetting that.
~ Clara Barton

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
~ Isaac Bashevis Singer

Why that’s the most unheard-of thing I’ve ever heard of.
~ Joseph McCarthy

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

I’ll give you a definite maybe.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

We’re overpaying him, but he’s worth it.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

In two words: im-possible.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

I read part of it all the way through.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

It ain’t over till it’s over.
~ Yogi Berra

No wonder nobody comes here–it’s too crowded.
~ Yogi Berra

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
~ Yogi Berra

Half the lies people tell me aren’t true.
~ Yogi Berra

Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
~ Yogi Berra