For no real reason, as I was driving home from the park just now, I started thinking of the most inappropriate wedding songs I could come up with.
I know, totally random, but that’s just me… and maybe I was out in the sun too long.
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Anyway, here are the top five most inappropriate wedding songs that i could think of in ten minutes. What would you add to the list?
- It Must Have Been Love (but it’s over now) – by Roxette
- Here I Go Again on My Own – by Whitesnake
- I Hate Everything About You – by Ugly Kid Joe
- Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now – by The Smiths
- And finally, the granddaddy of them all: I Used To Love Her (but I had to kill her) – by Guns ‘n’ Roses
What would you add?
Hmmmmmm………
Sir Mix a Lot's "I like Big Butts……Baby's Got Back" ?
Sadly there are probably a lot of people who DO play that at their weddings…. yuck!
Peter, honey …. one word: sunscreen.
You're hilarious.
Thanks!
Hot for teacher (since this appears to be the time period you are using)
That depends on whether or not you marry a teacher…. I'm just sayin'
Yeah, I know, all my songs are old… but nothing good has been written yet this millennium.
"I would do anything for love…..(but I won't do that)." – Meatloaf.
LOL!
SHANIA TWAIN – Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike….
Just thought of Jessie's Girl.
That would raise some eyebrows.
Sure would!
"I Like My Women Just A Little On The Trashy Side" by Confederate Railroad – and I actually heard this played at a wedding. SO sad.
Really? You really heard that at a wedding?
I would have thought that was more of a bachelor party song!
Peter, I heard it at THE Redneck Wedding of all time! There were Cheetos on the buffet and the father of the bride was wearing a brown suit with a silver tie and silver snakeskin boots… Oh my goodness, I hope I don't have a nightmare about it tonight!
White Wedding, Billy Idol
I will Survive, Gloria Gaynor
Anything Celine Dion
Playboy Mommy, Tori Amos
Highway to Hell, AC/DC (Although I love me some AC/DC)
Drug Ballad, Eminem
Macarena
She's Having My Baby, Paul Anka
Annie… you might need to see a therapist for that kind of sense of humor.
I almost fell off my chair when I read "Playboy Mommy"
Okay, they played White Wedding at my cousin's wedding. Needless to say, things didn't work out…
Let's Get It On- Grandmother of the Bride doesnt' need that mental image burned into her brain. She lived through the Great Depression…she's suffered enough.
Hate Myself For Lovin' You- That's a song to be played AFTER the Honeymoon period has worn off ; )
Ruby- Disabled husband, cheating wife and possible gun play…Who wants some Wedding Cake?
Bad Romance- Subliminal message: You have made a mistake tying the knot
"Ain't as good as I once was" Toby Keith
"You've lost that loving feeling" Righteous Brothers
"She's No Lady, She's My Wife" Lyle Lovett
And my all time favorite: (drum roll)…. It's the End of the World as we Know it – REM
"She's no lady,, she's my wife." SNORT!
Let's get it on is the kind of song you need to have playing the first time you meet the in-laws.
Love Stinks….
I have heard this at many wedding…
Seriously? Why do people do that kind of thing? Surely at least ONE day in their life should be a pure celebration of love?
Thanks for dropping by and commenting, Linda
All I Ask of You (Phantom of the Opera)- Really great song and really great lyrics except that there's a line there that says, "All I want is freedom…" Too bad!
What about similarly inappropriate hymns?
Dear Lord and Father of Mankind forgive our foolish ways
Fight the good fight
ooo, now those are good suggestions
A religious one here – we had it at our wedding. 'Oh Lord, the Clouds are Gathering.' My husband's choice, need I say more?!
That's hilarious! I wish I'd been brave enough to do something like that!
From the 'secular' arena: 'Smack my Bitch Up' by The Prodigy. Didn't have that one in the end – bit too much of a culture leap for the relatives…
That would have been hilarious to see!
Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen. I joked that if I had heard it before I got married, it'd've been our first dance.
That could be VERY inappropriate if the lady in question was not a fan of the song.
Disturbing. You should have linked up with Duane on Thursday.